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A chronicle of the secret shames of the standards business

Update on my book!

Published Oct 10

Progress being made! Nearly halfway done.

Foo Bar — Figure 1, Foo Bar

Here's me reading a passage from it:

A long rant!

Why my opponents are wrong

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The ways in which they dress funny

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Pictures from their latest offense to my eyes (not safe for children)

Oh my god, orange and green pants.

And they wear socks with sandals, lol.

It was at this point my camera lens broke itself in self-defense.

Their mom: how fat is she?

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Really fat!